Taylour Paige
J.J. Doherty (The Wild Card)
David Yow
Guthrie Stockins (The Wise Hobo)
Sunil Patel
Dr. Walla (Who Means Well)
Margo Cargill
Agent Sarah Weatherwax (aka Sneaky Cheetah)
Shaun Dooley
Mel Ferd (The Crusading Reporter)
Lloyd Kaufman
Lloyd (The Hospital Grump)
Kevin Bacon
Bob Garbinger (The Villain)
Elijah Wood
Fritz Garbinger (His Creepy Brother)
Julia Davis
Kissy Sturnevan (His Associate)
Spencer Wilding
Monster Garbinger (His Imperfect Self)
Spencer Wilding
Him Under The Hood (Mysterious Guitar)